The Superbowl

I watched it. Mostly (*only) because EVERYBODY will be talking about it all week and it's nice to be in the loop.

The Giants won, which was...neat.

(But totally expected. Thanks Punxsutawney Phil)

I honestly couldn't have cared less who won. Why? Here's my exact reasoning:

Both teams were at a "likeness-tie" for me.

Credentials for me liking your football team in any given super bowl:

1. Does Tim Tebow play for you? yes- i. love. you. no- die.
2. Are you the raiders? yes- automatic hate. no- You've already got a leg up.
3. Are you the cowboys? See raiders info.
4. Are you a west coast team? yes: I prefer you. no: I don't.
5. Did you beat the broncos at any point during the season, cause any major damage to a player or are you the reason the broncos were eliminated from the playoffs? yes- die. no- #winning.
6. Do you have a Manning brother on your team? yes- nice, I kinda like you. They seem like good people. no- could care less.
7. Do you have tom brady on your team? yes- nice, I kinda like you. He looks like Dexter to me, therefore...I like him. no- could care less.

See? Tie.

Now, the more important issue: The Commercials. (why capitalized? dunno.)

And the winner for BEST SUPER BOWL AD 2012 goes to...(drumroll...):

Every time. I'm a machine. What can I say?

~Laitaahhhz!