say what??

As I've mentioned before on here, I check my horoscope (on Yahoo!) daily. Why, I dunno. I don't believe in them. At all. But for whatever reason, their cryptic nature intrigues me, so I continue to read them.

My horoscope today, however, was a particular doozy:

Quickie

You may be feeling gloomy this afternoon -- fun

friends can improve your mood.

Overview

Your imaginative nature is ramped up quite a bit today, which may lead to killer ideas or fanciful whimsy. In either case, follow your creative thoughts relentlessly to see where they lead.

WHAAAAT?

Anyone want to venture a guess as to what on EARTH the "quickie" and "overview" have to do with one another, let alone what they mean individually?

Who writes this crap?! "fanciful whimsy"? UGH! I'd want to punch myself if those two words escaped my mouth in any sort of sequence, but one right after the other? Someone got paid for that??? Come ON!