I'm probably insane.

but at least I admit it.

A story: yesterday night i was trying to multitask and ended up painting my nails while in my bedroom (a designated 'bathroom activity'...due to my tendency to spill anything/everything always). I had all three bottles placed neatly in order of use...was moving along just fine and actually (shockingly) made it thru the topcoat with absolutely no problems.....and then, I went to set the topcoat down....

This seemingly simple act perpetuated a wonderfully disastrous domino effect, knocking every. last. item. off of my nightstand (including but not limited to: my phone, two notebooks, a charger, scriptures, two cameras, a glass of water >:| vicks, two books, my kindle and my g.d. lamp--which was just knocked over, not off of the stand). I, naturally, watched these events unfold (in classic slow-mo), not even bothering to save anything in the fall...just accepting and observing....

I then, calmly, looked around the room to make sure I was the only soul to witness the ridiculousness unfold (sure enough), and then proceeded to exchange words with the stupid bottle of topcoat (it was pretty one sided...but I did give it a piece of my mind) while I picked up the surrounding mess. I didn't think to take a picture of the aftermath on the floor...but once I was able to laugh about the event, I took a picture of my fully restored nightstand (topcoat still lying on its side...because I was still pissed off at it...and it looked sad and pathetic on its side) so I could remember/share with you. ...you're welcome.

That's right.

I belittled a bottle of nail polish.

I need help.

It made me think though, why is it that the most miraculous things occur when you're by yourself? IE. you kick your slipper off and it ends up impossibly hanging from the string that closes the blinds? or, you throw a wad of paper in the general direction of the garbage can and..um... the draft (/poor aim) "blows" the paper so it lands/winds up balancing on the doorknob, etc etc. I don't think I'm the only one this happens to...but maybe. ...probably, even.

In totally unrelated but equally as interesting news...

"Sexican"

this is nauseating.

Ethnic pride displayed on/via vehicle: FAIL.

this, however, is freakin' sweet.

"how bizah"

Ethnic pride displayed on/via vehicle: PASS.

(with flying colors)

~au revoir