Beck's Blog: Chelsea lately ...

is hilarious. And while I watch the show, let's update, shall we?

Life, lately, has been freakin' amazing (all things considered). :) Nothing in particular...but I have a few really good things going on...and have had some fun things happen recently, which I'm thinking...has led to the culmination of this particular time in my short little life (no dad, I was not at your high school graduation).

Once again, I took the liberty of capturing a few glimpses into the "life of beck," and wanted to share...enjoy!:

On my last night of clinic this semester, the heavens opened...god smiled upon my soul and the angels sent down warm fuzzies in the form of this "Gem" of a human being. Those of you who went to hygiene school with me will appreciate this pic (disguised for privacy...;). This lady used to teach at the school, but was basically forced into retirement because of her lunacy (she's nearly 70 years old). For those of you interested, she gave up her hygiene license so she could focus on her laser art business (which is declaring bankruptcy in August) and retold me the story of her being held at knife-point at the age of 16 a whopping 3 times!!! IN ONE NIGHT!!!

Lady, you are insane in the membrane, yo'!

(PS. I'm pretty sure Emily B. and I took some amazing notes in Nutrition and Special patients, most of which I still have, Emily as well---god willing---so if you're feeling sluggish in either of those areas, hit me up!)

Baby Showers: Okay, let's talk. No, I don't looooove ooey gooey babies. No I don't love when grown-"a" adults talk ridiculous to little squishy, stupid, adorable babies. No, I don't particularly love going to baby showers and oodling over women with large bellies and horrible parasites (soon to be babies)....BUT, I'll go. I'll go out of support for the human being I love/know/knew before they were infected with mushy-baby-itis.

But also...

if you're going to have the effrontery to register for something as ridiculous as a whirlpool bubbling spa and shower......I'm probably going to buy it for you.

*dap* Reg.

Hope your kid loves showering as much as I do!

In my previous post I had mentioned that I went and saw Fast Five (Go. See it now. With me. Again. AWESOME!). Well, the very next day, on my way to church, I ended up waiting at a red behind this gem...and couldn't help but think it was a sign from god, telling me I should follow the car because, chances are, the person behind the wheel looks like....

this...

or...

this....

....or even

this...

but like a stupid, dumb, idiot girl...I went to church instead...and got to sit near:

THIS.

("Bow-Tie SUNDAY" at the singles ward)

Mhm. Just....don't. I don't need to hear it. I've punished myself enough, thank you.

On mother's day, we all had the opportunity to talk to billiam (sounds great, doing good, can't wait to have him back!), and while mom was upstairs finishing up with him, Jess and I started installing the new washer (YUP) so I asked the boys to arrange one of mom's gifts (5 large trellises...she loves gardening and such, k?) nicely so that when she came downstairs she'd be surprised and excited...

and this is what I get.

Specials, I tell ya

Ha!

Jess found this book on Amazon while posting her books to sell. Just HAD to share with the masses. I'm pretty sure I need to marry the author. This book kicks "Good Night Moon's" TRASH!

SOMETIMES....I'm a tad dramatic. SOMETIMES...I hate doing what I must. ALL TIMES..I hate putting away laundry. I may or may not have complained for nearly two full hours (obnoxiously loudly)...and finally: